L'Amour Triomphe de Tout

-Leonardo DaVinci ♥
20/single/I like cute people/IL
My name is Lorelei. I'm currently a student at Bradley University, hoping to get a degree in psychology and a minor in business management. Hobbies: being in my underwear, eating pizza, enjoying serial killers/hedgehogs/sloths, drinking Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey Whiskey straight out of the bottle, acting/singing, writing and performing stand up and improv comedy, sleeping in an oversized Speed Racer or Rastafarian Chewbacca shirt. I'm a cuddle aficianado. Body positive feminist who checks her white privilege. Sometimes when I drink beer I like to pretend I'm Stone Cold Steve Austin. I'm not a human, I'm a Tupac hologram. Beards, piercings, tattoos. Mainly beards.

littlestpetdjpinkie:

When people with bad grammar try to insult you like

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tidepooling:

when you want to look cute but don’t want to be harassed by men #justgirlythings

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How to Love Your Depressed Friend (via brutereason)

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Sometimes, your depressed friend wants to hang out with you so they can scream about how awful they feel. It’s not because we need attention, but because we know you value our wellbeing and want to help us affirm our struggles. But I am a depression vampire; to talk about myself, I need to be invited in. If you simply ask how I’ve been doing, I’ll just say “oh you know, fine.” Please be so explicitly clear that you want us to open up.Logically, those suffering from depression probably know that our loved ones won’t mind if we just start talking about our problems. Nonetheless, depression loves to tell us that our friends are not actually our friends. If you reassure us that we have a place in your life, we can begin to rebuild our trust in the world and our own self-esteem.

wolfcola:

wolfcola:

i wonder how bubba sparxxx is doing 

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he seems happy

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boscthebeardedwonder:

While these are great, the Morgan Freeman one wasn’t actually said by him

http://www.snopes.com/politics/sexuality/freeman.asp

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rawr0609:

theracismrepellent:

ratedmirr:

blackfemalejesus:

billyshearsbreathes:

darvinasafo:

There are hypocrisies and double standards…

Some have the complexion for the protection…

WHELP

Hmm

How yall forget about John Lennon

I don’t co sign abuse sympathizers but let’s not act like this doesn’t speak truth.

-Trixstra

Like these men on the left are horrible too but why haven’t I heard one word on the news about these guys or Charlie sheen & Sean penn?

lexicution3r:

lexicution3r:

my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.

“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”

“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”

“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”

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