L'Amour Triomphe de Tout

-Leonardo DaVinci ♥
20/single/I like cute people/IL
My name is Lorelei. I'm currently a student at Bradley University, hoping to get a degree in psychology and a minor in business management. Hobbies: being in my underwear, eating pizza, enjoying serial killers/hedgehogs/sloths, drinking Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey Whiskey straight out of the bottle, acting/singing, writing and performing stand up and improv comedy, sleeping in an oversized Speed Racer or Rastafarian Chewbacca shirt. I'm a cuddle aficianado. Body positive feminist who checks her white privilege. Sometimes when I drink beer I like to pretend I'm Stone Cold Steve Austin. I'm not a human, I'm a Tupac hologram. Beards, piercings, tattoos. Mainly beards.

allen-francis:

maggins:

faeries-everywhere:

when is it going to be the other way round

does this count?

Oh, I think that one counts. 

(Source: snowwhties, via yuckyou)

kaniethiio:

"sexuality is a choice"

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"women wouldn’t get raped if they didn’t wear revealing clothes"

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"there are only two genders"

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"i’m not trying to be sexist/racist, but.."

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"a/bi/pansexuality isn’t real"

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"gay people shouldn’t have children"

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"i don’t want to be friends with a gay person, they could hit on me"

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"you can’t identify with the gender you want to be, only the one you were born with"

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(Source: eilizabeth, via youbethebloodinmyveins)

4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

(via captainmichaeljcaboose)

superwholockianlady:

samandirielswings:

whilelifepassesby:

I thought I was in a bad mood

and then I saw this.

this can pretty much make everything better

HERE YOU GO FOLLOWERS

Yes, yes, this makes everything better.

(Source: onlylolgifs, via cruelinternet)

pardonmewhileipanic:

memewhore:

cruelinternet:

Ugh, say what you want about men, but at least we don’t spend half of our time complaining about the opposite sex. There is a trending attitude among the women of Tumblr, and that is ‘impossible to please’.

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this just in

man complains about women complaining

doesn’t get irony

next at 11, women everywhere laugh at text post

(via queenfattyoftherollpalace)

lizthefangirl:

alejis-random:

devissitrhw:

Compiled all of the boy and his duck pictures with their original sourcing in what I hope is chronological order.

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY 

teenytigress

THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T

teenytigress

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

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DUCK UPDATE: TODAY WE HAD A FIRE DRILL AND HE CARRIED THE DUCKY OUTSIDE WITH HIM AND CRADLED IT PROTECTIVELY AND MOTHERLY INSTINCTS ARE FUCKING ADORABLE

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I know the duck boy and he and his duck are inseparable. An indestructible bond to say the least. 

So much cuteness 

*sobs loudly*

(via yuckyou)

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