I can honestly say that I wish I was dead right now. I fucked up again.
I hate myself so goddamn much.
|doctor:||are you sexually active?|
|doctor:||hahahaha yeah ok whatever you say man|
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
UMMMM HOLY SHIT I HAVE ONE OF THESE AT MY HOUSE I GREW UP WITH IT
I STILL HAVE IT IN THE ROOM I WAS IN AS A KID
This is how me and my would-be soul mate would flirt
so i was just taking a shower and a guitar pick fell out of my hair
i don’t play guitar
maybe it was god telling you you rock
he picked youI think you struck a chord with the lord
it’s really strange to think think that we’re all just background characters in other people’s lives, someone they walk past while rushing to be somewhere or bump into on their way to get coffee and these people all have their own problems and insecurities and lives and we’re not part of them. i just think about that a lot.